OK, That's enough...
*gets out of chair, walks away*
*comes back*
ahhh... nacho goodness...
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OK, That's enough...
*gets out of chair, walks away*
*comes back*
ahhh... nacho goodness...
*looks at self all covered in, well, goo*
*SIGH*
Boy do I need a shower.
*jumps into pond and washes self*
*ducks dive in and offer protection from preying eyes*
*climbs out of pond*
MUCH better.
*looks at 3peanuts*
*evil grin*
*throws 3peanuts into pond*
MUCH MUCH better.
(last i could tell, the ducks are normal ducks. i've only actually seen them eat normal duck stuff)
This is just like a B-grade incredibly strange film.
Disappointed at the normal tho ninja ducks, this tale needs something else.
*calls up the stars of Night of the Lepus*
*Unleashes the giant killer bunnies onto the field*
*Whistles innocently and wanders back to eat Ski's Nachos*
*discusses the possibilities of further interference with Ski*
Quite keen on getting those lesbian vampires from Brides of Dracula involved somehow.
FRAN - Can I have one of those rabbits?
KAT - No!
FRAN - Why not?
KAT - Because they're giant rabbits. We should kick David out of his room to have enough space for one of them!
FRAN - But they are cuter than David!
KAT - Ok, let's go!
FRAN - But...
KAT - No buts -GO!
FRAN - Weren't you beating that girl?
KAT - I'm done with her...It isn't worth beating someone who nobody finds worth saving...
*opens one of her eyes and sees Kat and Fran walking away hand in hand*
*grins*
*stands up and sizes 3peanuts*
Leave Bran alone dear, it's not polite to sniff people, or their stuff...
Come with me, let's go home together...
Bye, Bran, happy to hear your new house it's ok, say hi to your girlfriend, uh?
*whispers*
Darling, that dead tissue mutant power was the sickest thing I've ever heard from you! Now, come back home with me, I was going to have barbecue for dinner...
P.S.
Lesbian vampires?!?!?!?!
Hem, go ahead dear, I'm coming in a while...
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ok, lesbian vampires I can understamd, zombie ducks, ok... but what really has me stumped is..
how the hell did ski get MY nachos?
Two words, Bird...
Mutant powers.
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"Cough cough cough...water! Neutralizes my power!"
*soaked to the bone, from a horrible mutant a beautiful girl is born!*
"And now that I lost my power...well...could I just sniff it? Pleeeeaaaasssseeee Bran...can I sniff Wolvie's first appearance? Pleeeeeaaaaseeee, pleeeeeaaassseeeee, pleeeeeaaasee...pleeeaasssseee Braaann Braaaann pleeease"
*that's more horrifying than before!!!*
p.s. that number is the 181 of volume two [img]smile.gif[/img]
"Hey you blondie! It's not that she's not worth saving, is that it was Wolvie's first and..."
*Now hush you stupid mutant lesbian zombie girl!Or she'll get angry! Do you want Katchoo to get angry? It's hard to be a comic writer nowadays, I quit!*
"Oh please mr Writer don't cry, stay here with us, have an oreo, please don't you cry okay?"
*crunch...and as the sunset fades away 3p and sarabiga leave the battle ground to be happy...cruch...until the next battle...crunch crunch crunch...*
p.s. (to sarabiga: not had enough of lesbian vampires darlin'? [img]biggrin.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] )
*snatches nachos from ski*
getcherown damn nachos, punk...
(said while shoveling nachos in my mouth)